Rob Schneider, David Carradine, Sally Kirkland, Jennifer Morrison, Scott Wilson, Richard Kind, M. Emmet Walsh, Henry Gibson, Richard Riehle, Marcia Wallace, Simon Rhee, Pilar Schneider, Dan Haggerty, Brandon Molale, Dan Inosanto
A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.