Damon Wayans, Daniel Stern, Dan Aykroyd, Gail O'Grady, Christopher McDonald, Paul Guilfoyle, Adam Hendershott, Scott Lawrence, Deion Sanders, Bill Walton, Gerard 'Gus' Williams, Ted Rooney, Vladimir Cuk, Keith Gibbs, Joe Mingle
Two over-loyal Celtic fans kidnap their opponent's star player in order to guarantee their team the championship.