Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Jim Dale, Amanda Barrie, Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Charles Hawtrey, Julie Stevens, Brian Oulton, Michael Ward, Francis de Wolff, Victor Maddern, Sheila Hancock, Jon Pertwee, Gertan Klauber
Two Britons—inventor Hengist Pod, and Horse, a brave and cunning fighter—are captured and enslaved by invading Romans and taken to Rome. One of their first encounters in Rome leaves Hengist being mistaken for a fighter, and gets drafted into the Royal Guard to protect Cleopatra.
A pretty paranoid Caesar (Kenneth Williams) is anything but the hero of legend. Luckily, he has the brave "Hengist" (Kenneth Connor) to protect him. He is a captured Briton who has sworn to protect his master - except, well, it's a bit of mistaken identity and he's really just an useless inventor who is even more yellow than his boss. Conspiracies abound at the court of the eponymous and flirtatio...