Chris Farley, Nicollette Sheridan, Robin Shou, Nathaniel Parker, Chris Rock, Soon-Tek Oh, Keith Cooke, François Chau, Dale Ishimoto, Daming Chen, Burt Bulos, Tom Bailey, Jason Tobin, Richard Kline, Curtis Blanck
Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.
I forgot how funny this movie is. I used to watch this all the time. Still as funny now as it was back then.